Don't get me wrong, I love literary fiction. It's faux literary fiction I can't stand.
“I am a relatively new Member to this Chamber, and it is troublesome to me and I can tell Members it is getting very troublesome to my constituents when they hear this repeated consistent drum beat of a corruption of the democratic process.”
“A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”